OK, here’s how to make the greatest cheese and ham toasted sandwich known to man.
Start by gently toasting two slices of bread in the toaster. These need to be just slightly browned.
Add a mound of grated cheese to each slice, and place under the grill. Make sure to spread the cheese right to the edges.
When the cheese is browned, add a slice of thin ham to each piece.
Wait until the ham is just beginning to curl up, and put the entire sandwich together.
Marvellous.