Daily Archives: September 23, 2006

You my be interested to know that this: was sold containing fungus. I’m not quite sure why you all see the need to use these things.

OK, here’s how to make the greatest cheese and ham toasted sandwich known to man. Start by gently toasting two slices of bread in the toaster. These need to be just slightly browned. Add a mound of grated cheese to each slice, and place under the grill. Make sure to spread the cheese right to […]

It occurred to me that the strains of the average US voice sound very similar to a mewing cat. Cats make noise when they need something. What do Americans need? It can’t be food, they’re all obese. Perhaps it’s a cry for attention? Blimey, maybe I should start writing for the Independent tomorrow.