Daily Archives: October 20, 2005

Perhaps I should have added a category for the Church of England, where I’m sure the church wardens would leave the broken bulb in place for 6 months before a parishioner decided to change it themselves. Though that’s probably just where I come from.

How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? Charismatic : Only 1 Hands are already in the air. Pentecostal : 10 One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness. Presbyterians : None Lights will go on and off at predestined times. Roman Catholic : None Candles […]