It turns out the Michael Jackson was innocent after all.
Hmm, I don’t exactly believe that statement, but it’s certainly true that a jury has judged him not guilty of child molestation. Could this be because there was very little evidence against him, and that all the witnesses were there for the money? Probably.
It’s nice to know that being weird doesn’t make you a criminal. There’s hope for us yet 😉
I’m looking forward to the protests, and all the people who say “But he’s SO guilty!” I’m afraid bad publicity doesn’t make you a child molester.